Hold Your Breath in Siesta

March is here and with it comes warmer weather, co-eds, and the start of the much awaited college spring break.  No spring breaker can bypass the overwhelming necessity to go out, let loose, and assassinate a few brain cells on this much needed vacation from higher education.  It’s pretty hard to resist the warm weather, fine sand beaches, and $3 fire ball shots that await you in Siesta Key, Florida.

Siesta Key, located in south west Florida, keeps the crowds coming in from all over.  With one of the best beaches in all of Florida, a variety of thirst quenching establishments and relativity to Sarasota (home of the Orioles spring training), spring breakers can’t resist getting caught up in its luminescence.

With all the night life and attractions bringing the youth to Siesta faster than a mosquito to a zapper, you better believe that law enforcement has stepped up their efforts to keep the quiet town muzzled.  So if you plan to go out on a night on the town with some friends, think twice. The last thing you want to do is be the 2 am circus act performing the world renowned sobriety act from the side of the road.  Don’t be a clown, and utilize one of the following options in the area to take a miniature booze cruise back safely:

Siesta Key Free Ride:  www.siestakeyfreeride.com/ 941-952-TAXI

 

Jonnys Free Beach Rides :  www.jonnysfreebeachrides.com/ 941-306-9097

 

Forgot to mention both of the services above cost you the whopping price of nothing.  You got it, FREE! All you do is tip.  If neither of these services is available, no sweat, just call yourself a regular cab ride home.  If the fare is less than $10,000 (average cost of a DUI), then I believe you’re getting a good deal.  

Pick a winner, get down on the dance floor and turn up at the bar.  Most important though, hold your breath, Breathalyzers get enough action.

Location: Siesta Key

Party Rating:  4 pints (If you’re into country check out The White Buffalo)

Beach Rating: 5 pints (beautiful fine sand beaches and free booze taxis)